I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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