Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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