If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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