Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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