Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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