Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
her vagine was all disorganized.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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