i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Randomize
