My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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