I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I had to cum in my sink.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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