I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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