Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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