using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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