He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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