ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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