hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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