Need sex. Gaining weight.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back