Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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