god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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