Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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