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Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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