Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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