We won't sleep together?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize