Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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