If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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