guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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