the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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