Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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