Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
it was like eating out sand paper
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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