u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
