I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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