I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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