how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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