this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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