You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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