All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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