we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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