Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I think I sprained my soul last night
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
me + whiskey = a bad person
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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