Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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