hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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