Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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