If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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