Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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