Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
