this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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