What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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