LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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