how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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