Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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