She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Randomize
