Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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