yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
i out mim tonsoeep
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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