and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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