We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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