I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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