its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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