Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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