Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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