let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize
