Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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